Sunday, June 04, 2006

Monster 3 - From Grim to Slim

After weeks of intensive slurping, siphoning, sucking, drawing, dragging, heaving, pulling, stretching, tugging, tweaking, twitching, pinching, twisting, slashing, severing, cutting, snipping, slicing, dicing, clipping, trimming, nipping, and tucking...It was time to see the new monster.


Tada! The monster was thin! In his new svelt self he was a new person, brimming with confidence in his new modified body. He was an instant hit and became an overnight success. He was the new hero, and his inspirational story hit the headlines all over the universe. He had interviews in all the top broadcasting stations and famous magazines, all wanting to know everything about him. "I do still have the urge to eat fellow beings sometimes, but I take pills for it and I am in therapy." He hired a PR agency to handle his now taxing public life. He cameoed in million dollar tv comercials for The Suck ‘n Tuck Surgery Clinic, Sew-it-Up string manufacturers, and "SupressTheUrge" slimming pills.

The surviving Green-bellies (the beings whom he ate 2 episodes ago) protested against his sudden popularity. They sued him for gross-mortal-damage. His super-powerful team of lawyers got their case kicked out of court. This big star was too hot to touch.


He published a self-help book “From Grim to Slim – 10 Snips to a New You”. It became a great success and stayed on the best-seller list for 6 months running.

Now he is looking to sign a film deal with a Gollywood film company to create a biographical film called “the Memoirs of a Monster”.

1 Comments:

Blogger Arroclint said...

with the scarf and all, he reminds me of omar now...

3:03 AM  

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