Monster 2 - The Turn Around

The monster was feeling a bit down after his green-bellies exploits with nothing to eat and was all by himself. He felt that he may need to go to a shrink. With no money at hand, he wrote a letter to Dr. Fail. In no time at all he was invited onto the show...


Dr. Fail: Today we are talking to a person that has had problems with his weight all his life, trying to fill a void within his soul.

Monster: I think my murdering, bloodshed and destruction was all really a cry for help. (sobbing through snot soaked tissues) It all started when I was 4yrs old and my mother told me off for eating the fridge, I felt so unloved and lonely, and I have been eating ever since.

Dr. Fail: And you have been overweight all your life...how was that.

Monster: It was awful, I was the fat kid of my class, they used to make fun of me...until I got expelled from school.

Dr. Fail: Why did you get expelled?

Monster: Because I ate them.

Dr. Fail: You are acting out of your victimisation, I know what you need....A makeover! I have a team of plastic surgeons, fitness trainers, nutritionists, stylists and make up artists to get you to the new you!

Monster: Oh thankyou Dr. Fail!..(blubber)...(blubber)...thankyou!